Prep Chicken: Preheat oven to 350 degrees and line baking sheet with foil or parchment paper. Rub chicken breasts with olive oil and salt/pepper liberally. Bake for 30 minutes then shred using your hand mixer hack.
Mix Base: Beat cream cheese, sour cream and mayo until smooth.
Chopping: Slice the top off of the jalapeno and then slice in half and using the tip of your knife, remove the ribs and seeds from inside the pepper. Dice small the pepper, along with the fresh garlic. I find adding them together to a small food processor works best for me. Chop the green and red onions by hand.
Bacon: You can either cook your bacon in a skillet or bake it at 400 degrees for 15-20 minutes on a parchment paper lined baking pan .. either is fine just as long as your bacon is crispy. Drain on paper towels before giving it a rough chop.
Everything Else In: Stir in chicken, cheddar, bacon, jalapeños, garlic, green onions, onion powder and garlic powder, salt and pepper to taste. Save out a bit of the chunky ingredients to 'top off' your chicken salad so its pretty when you serve it :)
Chill: Refrigerate at least 30 minutes for flavors to meld but overnight is best.
Serve: Sprinkle reserved chunky ingredients like onions, bacon and cheese on top to dress the salad. Serve with crackers, slider buns, tortilla chips, or lettuce wraps for a football game day chicken salad snack.